Crafty Hetero

A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.

Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.

by LouisLouis November 11, 2015

crafters block

When someone plays minecraft and runs out of ideas for a new build or additional details to a current build. Similar to "writers block"

Ugh I can't get over this crafters block!

I'm currently experiencing crafters block

by Pro706 October 14, 2016

CraftingVegeto

A CraftingVegeto is a YouTuber, who makes cancerous content for money and views. He does reaction videos, but mainly anime stuff. The fans of CraftingVegeto are called Canser army.

Friend: so did you watch CraftingVegeto last night.
Other friend: no what did he do this time.
Friend: just some gay shit as usual.

by CoolAdvokat April 13, 2018

Crafting Vegeto

A cute french Boy who plays anime games and reacts to anime vines on youtube.

Crafting Vegeto is the best youtuber.

by Dtml June 8, 2018

crafting a tweet

making a twitter tweet.

Garrett: Cool..

Shane: I'M CRAFTING A TWEET!
Morgan: I'm crafting a dick.

by mortwister March 16, 2018

craftyism

Slang. Acronym. Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can.

Dad: can you please sweep the floor, take out the trash, and clean the garage? Son: yes but can you repeat that? Dad: why? Son: I have craftyism.

Dad: what’s craftyism? Son: Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can. Dad: oh ok.

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

Craftedman

A highly unoriginal person who only uses what others said to make their own personalitys

"Wow James is such a Craftedman."

by aannoomm September 10, 2019