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YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN

The message that the MEMZ note contains. Some people are also scared of this message in their computers.
Person 1: Hey there, dude, i'm sorry to say this, but YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by SomeRandomGuy345 May 25, 2021
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apple computer

The most advanced, user friendly and innovative operating system in existance. Originally brought back in time by Zorlof of the Xoono clan of the fifth Narnoc from the 23rd century. The ease of use of this technology frequently confuses the technical minded people used to sterile and ordinary interfaces.
My Apple computer tells me I am God.
by Steve Job's bitch June 30, 2003
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apple computer

1) A high-speed, highly productive professional tool used by people in the top fields of the entertainment industry, graphic and web design.
Often hated on by people who don't understand anything about it, or base their judgements on older models. Lasts longer than a PC, comes pre-installed with drivers, easily communicates with external devices, has no viruses (and therefore has no need for anti-virus software that takes up all the memory) and is completely user friendly.
It comes with a mouse that has one button, but people do not understand that you can attach any other mice to it, and it recognises it without driver installation.
Not optimised for computer gaming, but only nerds and 12 year olds buy a computer soley for gaming. All popular titles can work on an Apple Mac anyway.
Highly priced because it's worth it.

2) A company that manufactures and distributes the Apple Mac computer, notebooks and the world famous ipod and itunes music store.

3) Not an immitation of a PC, because people don't understand that historically, a mac came before the PC.
1) I will create 5 movie posters in Adobe Photoshop on a Mac in the time it takes a PC to load photoshop. I just received an email from a friend about a virus going around... delete.

2) Everyone has an apple iPod. iPods are the best on the market and iTunes is the most productive music downloading store in the world.

3) People are ignorant and bitter that htye can't afford an Apple Computer
by DemonicRabbitSkull November 7, 2008
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Instable Computer

A computer about to fall due to a bad surface it stands on - commonly comfused by newbs with Instable Operating System
Oh no! I have an instable computer - i should really move it to a place where it is less prone to falling.
by The Overmind July 6, 2004
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rusty computer mouse

when a man a woman engage in anal sex. after you pull out, you put a computer mouse in her ass and then in her vagina. after you take it out of her vagina there will be stuff on it that looks like rust
oh shit dude i just gave that bitch a rusty computer mouse
by petarrrrrrrr October 14, 2008
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apple computer

The original designers of Windows. They were using thier own GUI when developing and Bill Gates bought it from them on the cheap and proceeded to market it as his own making a fortune. So a good definition would be Unlucky and shortsighted
by Ferg June 30, 2003
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Satiellited remote hacking of the computer

Satelited remote hacking of the computer is a new level of computer intrusion. It is a wireless air-born connection that attacks your computer physically, freezing it up, and overtaking your programs, folder and can
corrupt,damage and hijack your programs from a nearby remote location. EVEN IF YOUR COMPUTER IS NOT ON A LIVE INTERNET CONNECTION.
This is an explanation of "Satiellited remote hacking of the computer".You are on your Windows based PC at home, and are working on your word processor writing to your bank or credit card company.Your neighbor,who stole your mail & defrauded your credit cards, can remote into your home computer while you are on it,hijack a copy of the document you just typed, without coming to your door and or using the internet. It's a military grade software. In addition, there are other features where as a person with the remoted software, can assault you with an electric shock while you are sitting at table in a coffee shop, and they have brought their laptop computer to use there. An electrical shock airborne, can strike you & ZAP you electrically from the software in his computer.You do not have to be on the internet for this to occur. Only to have your computer turned on and or your body within the established range of the assault computer.
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