the clean shit 

A shit that you feel come out and see in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Guy 1 was taking a shit, but he must have had the clean shit because there was nothing on the toilet paper.

the clean shit by SpySeaGuy77 May 15, 2019

mr clean

Noun:

1. A man with less than 10% body fat, who is deliberately bald, stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, wiser than Solomon, sweeter than saccharin, and does not put up with haters.

2. A man who resembles in physical appearance the Mr. Clean of Proctor & Gamble cleaning products advertising.

Adj.

1. Describing attributes of one who is opposed to racism, tyranny, injustice, and haters.

You seen Mr. Clean, bruh?

Nah, man. Mr. Clean repin' that BOOT and them Jena 6, ya heard.

If you ever try to start something with Mr. Clean, he will pounce on you because he's crazy like that.

Adj:

You got to be Mr Clean stuntin' to be in Team Clean.

mr clean by OnePeat June 24, 2008

kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.

hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!

kleenex clean up by doc hargrove August 16, 2006

Mr. Clean

A sex move where the man rubs peroxide instead of lube on the condom and penetrates his partner's anal in attempt to clean and purify the impurities of the anal.

Kyle cleaned his girl's ass by performing the Mr. Clean on her.

Mr. Clean by SnakeBiter October 5, 2009

Quickie clean 

When you need to take a shower, but have no time. So you clean the parts of your body that create offensive odors, i.e., armpits, and private areas with a wash cloth soap and a little water.

Can be used while camping, after sex, or before important meetings. More effective if wet wipes are used.

I have 30 minutes to be downtown, and some wet wipes. But I don't have time for a shower. Time to quickie clean!

Quickie clean by HellishWinter September 20, 2009

Chair-Clean 

When you wear a piece of clothing for part of a day and take it off and it's not clean enough to put back in the drawer but not dirty enough to put in the hamper. So you throw it on the chair to be worn again at a later time.

We are going out to a casual restaurant so I don't want to mess up a clean shirt, I'll just grab the one that's chair-clean.

Chair-Clean by BootyBoater October 20, 2021

So fresh So Clean 

Being so fresh and so clean that you cant help but bursting out into a funky jam because of how sexy you are

"Aint nobody dope as me Im just so fresh so clean"

So fresh So Clean by Possum Aloysius Jenkins January 15, 2009