my child

It's what black women call a little white woman.

Excuse me, my child.
Child

by ScaryandCherryforever February 22, 2016

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Child porn

Something that’s fucked up but not as much as you

Person 1 why did I see child porn in your search history?
Person 2 uh well FUCK YOU CUNT

by Im old and I’m sold March 07, 2023

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Holy Child

Yeah, it may suck, but we aren't little shithead skanks like Visi, Holton, Holy Cross girls, we aren't bitches who have a movie about mean people based on our school, and we aren't borderline psychotic like Stone Ridge girls. To sum it all up, Holy Child kicks way more ass then all y'all. BOOYAKASHA

Girl 1: Dude, im so happy i dont go to holton, or visi, or sr, or holy cross...
Girl 2: oh me too, they all suck donkey cock
Girl 1: Totally, plus, all the guys like Holy Child girls cuz we're just awesome
Girl 2: w00t!

by snackwell05 October 26, 2004

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scat child

Instead of coming out of the vagina it comes out of the anus. It is nornally concieved after participating in a clevland steamer.

"the lady poped a baby out" after having sex with my homeboy narik 69.

"HONEY, LETS HAVE A SCAT CHILD"

"COONEY MY BOY"

by jAMES coonry June 21, 2006

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Forest Child

Someone who doesn't look their age. Some usually don't even grow facial hair at all in their lives. It was inspired by the forest children in the Legend of Zelda who don't age at all. Many of them find it annoying that people say that they don't look their age but it pays off in the end when others are old and wrinkly and the forest children still look the same as they were 20 years ago.

Guy 1: Man, I had no idea you were 19. You look like you're 15.

Guy 2: It's okay. I'm a forest child. I live forever.

by Linkthechamion February 27, 2012

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