judie chop

when one presents their judo hand and attepmts to chop the shit out of someone

when you get to judie chopin and karate kickin you better watch out cause there goes your leg

judie chop by looping the mule January 8, 2009

What a chop. 

I remember saying this back in the 60's. It means, "Ha-ha, the joke's on you."

Like when someone is trying to play a practical joke on you and it backfires on them, you say, "Ha-ha, what a chop."

What a chop. by Tari_Coraanu October 14, 2011

Taco Chop 

When a woman is "karate chopped" in the middle of the lips of the vagina.

"Bro, did you see what Tyler did after his fight with Katie?"
"Yeah man he used the old Taco Chop method on that girl, she's going to be sore for weeks!"

Taco Chop by Trav S December 18, 2007

The Chop 

A sexual position where the male positions himself flat on his back, the female positions herself on top of the male but facing toward his feet. The male holds onto the females hips, so he resembles a biker riding a 70s style, chopper with high handle bars.

I was tappin' dat bitches ass, gettin' the chop.

The Chop by Anonymous January 20, 2003

sternum chop 

sternum chopping is the action defined by approching members of either gender, and chopping then with the side of your hand, directly on the sternum. emotions expressed by sternum chops range from love, to anger, based on pressure applied to the sternum. if the person you are doing it to, is rather buxom, you may call it "cleavage cut"

she came right up to me, and sternum chopped me really hard. I think she was mad.

sternum chop by kuhwristuh July 20, 2006

Wife Chop

Women grow their hair out for their weddings and afterward cut it off, sometimes donating it. This is a wife chop.

She finally got her wife chop after four weeks of marriage.

Wife Chop by Newlywed March 9, 2010

Chink Chop Suey 

The act of packing raw snap peas, red peppers carrots and broccoli heads into a Chinese midgets asshole followed by scalding teriyaki sauce. The midget proceeds to simmer the ass suey in a boiling hot tub, ass up. Once simmered the Chinese midget garnishes with hot sauce that burns the asshole. Hot sauce so flaming the midgets pubes begin set fire around the rim of the asshole, illustrating the flames of a suey eruption. The midget begins to swallow an instantaneous laxative. She then proceeds to defecate to the chopped ass suey to the rim of her asshole as her partner uses chop sticks to dine on the Chinese delight.

After having that Chinese guy perform that Chink Chop Suey on me, I'm never going to screw another black guy again.

Chink Chop Suey by Ginger Tits October 17, 2013