I've Broken

It’s never, “good job, you won all your games again!”

It’s always, “next time…” or “you can do better if...”

It’s never, “are you ok?”

It’s always, “Stop being a baby”

Your sister yells, “Go away, I don’t need you!!”
It’s “Its ok Hunny, calm down”

But when you say, “can I try one more time?”

it’s, “Well fine, I’m just trying to help”

Why

“Mom, I’m sad because someone is bullying me at school…, I don’t feel I’m enough for this world”
“Not again! You can’t have the same problems as your sister.”

“Hunny, your sister is having a hard time at school, be nicer to her, maybe do her dishes today”
“But mom, I have volleyba-”
“THAT ENOUGH, BE NICER, BE BETTER, BE perfect”

Perfect, that’s a funny word.

per·fect

“having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.”

Ok I can do that

Clean the house. Walk the dogs twice a day. Do the laundry. Make the beds. Make dinner and lunch.

That’s perfect

“Chloe, can you please help me, it’s your day for dishes and I’m cleaning the rest of the house”

“Later” or “no”

No, That’s the easiest word in the human language, yet so powerful.
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Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...
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broken solar panel

A YouTuber that is probably obsessed by sirens, he makes animations with tornado sirens from the script of people in the comment of his videos, called tornado siren madness, he also made homemade tornado sirens like Vibrapod

his fans are mostly obsessed with the Thunderbolt siren
I had a broken solar panel but i replaced it with a mini thunderbolt, because i'm a fan of BSP
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Not-Broken

Being able to comment on the love of your life's wall, despite any other minor irritatations.
Sarah can still write lustful letters to her sweetheart Josh, therefore her Facebook is Not-Broken.
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Broken off

When you’re in jail and miss mandatory workout so they force you to do around 300-500 squats up the stairs

If you don’t do that you get beaten by your race
Brother bird you had no excuse to not work out with us, you’re broken off
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BROKEN BOY

HE BEGINS WITH K.HE IS THE BEST FUTURE BASKETBALL PLAYER WITH NO ANGER ISSUES. HIS BFF IS SHREK AND HE LOOKS LIKE NARUTO. HE ALSO PLAYS VOLLEYBALL. HIS GREAT GRANDPA IS THE ONE AND ONLY GRANDMA BLOBBY AND GRANDPA MOUSTACHIO POUSTACHIO. HIS SISTER IS PINDA AND BROTHER SEXY ALI AND CHILDREN RAHAT FATEH ALI KHAN AND KUNG FU CHEESE. HIS NIECE IS JIMMY AND BALJEET AND MANY DESI GUYS.MY PARENTS ARE BROKEN AND I BROKE MY LEG AND ARM.
BROKEN BOY WILL BE THE NEXT ASIAN JAMES LEBRON.
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Broken Dick Syndrome

An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.
Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
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