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Dolphin big breath 

The dolphin big breath is defined as: surprising your mate with a thumb dipped in a freshly microwaved shot glass full of tuna fish and vegetable oil stuffed in their ass dp style (see also dp) while inserting your peen in her veen (see also peen, veen) to which they reply with “ieee eet eet ett” followed by an enormous approving sigh.
Holy shit Connor, we could hear the dolphin big breath you laid on that female from here.”
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take your breath away 

A chick with really bad breath that is beautiful.
Roger: See that gal across the room ?

Harvey: Yes, she takes my breath away.

Roger: You got that right. She will take your breath away. I hired her to peel wallpaper in my bathroom with it.

Slut Breath 

Slut Breath is a crude term implying someone has skankiness coming out their ears. It's usually used to insult someone who is indeed, very slutty.
"Hey slut breath, what's up?"

"Hey, slut breath! Would you just fuck me already?!"
Slut Breath by Priphea November 16, 2005

kielbasa breath 

Yo, kielbasa breath, brush your teeth after dating or step back a few feet to continue this conversation.
kielbasa breath by harry flashman October 9, 2003

testicle breath 

To call someone "Testicle breath" is to imply that their mouth and at least half of their scrotum have recently been in close contact.
This phrase was coined back at the end of world war 2 in the Bavarian alps by Baron Peter van den Berg, and Lord Scott O'Halloran whilst on a top secret mission to burgling Hitler's retreat 'the Berghof' and liberating Hitlers sodomized dwarf rabbits. Whilst hiking through the alps Lord O'Halloran became frustrated after having just given Baron van den Berg a lecture on something involving a far away and insignificant football team called 'Carlton' when he noticed that Baron van den Berg had actually fallen asleep as he was walking! "Did you hear me Testicle breath!?" Lord O'Halloran shouted at van den Berg, startling him out of his "Carlton football team" induced coma. As van den berg opened his eyes and turned to face O'halloran he noticed that there were American warplanes almost overhead and that they had in fact released a payload of bombs which were directly heading for our two unlikely heroes. With a shocked look on his face and speechless van den Berg began to run for cover. O'Halloran unwary of his impending doom and now totally frustrated by his failing attempts to "spread the Carlton word" as van den Berg ran away began to yell "TESTICLE BREATH! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING" and as he lost sight of van den Berg, O'Halloran began to angrily scream "TESTICLE BREATH!" "TESTICLE BREATH!!" a number of times. O'Halloran's screams alerted some of Hitlers's neighbours to O'Halloran's presence and as they emerged from their homes to confront him the allied bombs began to explode around them injuring many of them and destroying the Berghof. O'Halloran and van den berg survived the bomb raid although Lord O'halloran's hair was burnt to his scalp and These days he is beleived to wear a rather thick wig as a result of his injuries. Many years after the raid upon being interviewed by the BBC many of the survivors of the bomb raid could only describe the situation in their best broken english as "TESTICLE BREATH..TESTICLE BREATH...BOOM!!!"
person 1. "Carlton football team are the best"
person 2. "No, Carlton are a bunch of hand-bags"
person 1 "Shut-up testicle breath"

radioactive breath 

the term used for someone who's breath is so bad, that when they breath out, objects start to errode, and animals start growing legs on their head.
"that fish has three eyes now thanks to your radioactive breath"
radioactive breath by Matt.L October 2, 2003

Zeus-Breath 

The act of puting cocain on the asshole of a sexual partner. Said partner then forces a fart, injecting cocain into the nasal cavity the other partner.

See also Zeus-Cough

The same act but with the addition of fecal matter in the fart.
Marko sucked the Zeus-Breath right out of that stripper.
Zeus-Breath by Dustin McDirty July 15, 2009