Blowjob Derby

Setup: Two friends that are both guys, and two girls (they don’t have to know each other)
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.

Chad: bro i came first, so now i get to fuck Amanda, and Katie gets to fuck you with a strap on LMAO
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.

by MateoTheGreat February 1, 2022

hillbilly blowjob

The act of the girl putting wintergreen snuff in while giving oral sex and right before climax she spits tobacco juice on your dick.

That crack whore just gave me a hillbilly blowjob (getting a blowjob by a chick with a lip packed).Hillbilly redneck blowjob Copenhagen snuff

by the grid iron gang bang March 29, 2015

Marmite blowjob

The act of squeezing marmite onto the bush of a penis and slopping that knob.

Hey Cathy, we ran out of toast so how about a Marmite blowjob instead bitch?

by endamode October 26, 2018

Blowjob day

On April 28th your girlfriend needs to give you a really good blowjob till you cum in her mouth and she can’t say no.

April 29 is blowjob day!

by ycycycycgc i i i g r. ezra April 28, 2021

Hoover Blowjob

Derren's favourite fetish.

I gave my dad a hoover blowjob.

by Derren memey penis May 29, 2018

jellyfish blowjob

A jellyfish blowjob is the act of sucking a dude off and tasing his testicals. Or a jellyfish can be used to do this however the pain can last much longer than tasing the testicals.

Hey Morgan do you want a jellyfish blowjob

by I eat booty May 25, 2018

Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out of the toilet and latches on to your penis

I've never had a blow like the Florida Blowjob

by BigDaddyMcNasty March 2, 2020