beaking

To flatten ones nose by running it over with a train

Sarahs accidental beaking left her boyfriendless for several years.

Falling asleep on train tracks will get you beaked!

by jizzy baker January 5, 2010

beaning

(v.) To attack or defile someone with beans. Normally frozen, spearlike green beans, but baked can be used as well as they're typically messier and get the point across better.

Mark gave his brother a good beaning for waking him up so early.

by Nyte_Of_The_Living_Dead September 20, 2005

Fur-bearing trout

A fearsome critter that supposedly lives in Montana that resembles a trout, yet nests in trees and is covered in fur. Its fur is purportedly very fine, and thus extremely valuable.

Woah! That fur-bearing trout is even cooller than the jackelope I saw earlier!

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

bating

The art of luring pedophiles to contact you on instant messenger under the illusion that you are a 12 year old girl. Then you fuck with them as unmercifully as possible. (source: Doug Stanhope)

Bating is the perfect thing to do on a saturday night

by Champdelachamp November 17, 2006

motor boating

When a dog or cat sits and drags its rear end with its front legs to either scrape off feces or relieve their impacted anal glands. see also boot scoot

We all laughed at Fluffy's motor boating but Steve was not so happy when it left streaks on his carpet.

by MrPue May 6, 2005

Bating Hoop

Batin(g) Hoop (m) verb; to engage in the act of bating a females hoop.

Bating hoop is also an act of exchanging neutralised parts.

Hoop Batin(g) is an act that is only preformed by the most daycent of feens. Bating hoop can be extremely dangerous and is to be treated with great caution

Jeff: Dude! I'd bate her hoop all day.

Kevin:You like Bating Hoop!:O

by hoopbater2k10 April 25, 2010

Breating

Breating - (/bri;tɪŋ/); an abbreviation/mix of the words breathing and beating (of the heart).

In order to check an individuals sign of life, (consciousness, effective breathing, circulation and skin characteristics sometimes are referred to as signs of life.), one must check if it/they/he/she is breating, etc... If the individual has a pulse but is not breathing emergency CPR must be administered and seek immediate medical assistance (call local/national emergency services) (e.g. 911/907/000).

"Oi Matt, you up? Your mate's here to see ya! Blake, be a good sport and see if he's still breating will ya."

by alec haulle February 5, 2020