Barber Schoolin' It

When you have a maximum number of allowed absences from a job/school and utilize them all systematically within the allotted time to not "give up any free days".

Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.

by {Professor_Chaos} February 20, 2024

Barbetto

When your forced to take the day off work and stay home because you’re a cuckhold

Hey guys, I’m gonna need to Barbetto the day, hope you can all cover for me.

by Chauncy Bo February 27, 2024

Barbering

Karaoke enthusiast that destroys everyone’s ears.

He’s was Barbering when he got the Microphone

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Barber

A Kentish slang term for an annoying person normally in a position of authority who is a bit mad and sings whilst they walk along with nothing useful to do. When they speak it makes no sense at all and sounds like they are just repeating the word "Barber" over and over again. for example "Hello you, Barber barber barber barber?" to which the reply is normally "pardon, what are you on about?"

Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.

For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"

That guy over there is a real interfering idiot, he's a right old Barber!

The day was going really well until I got barbered.....

Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....

by The Man of Kent March 5, 2024

Barbellina

Barbellina is used by typically single gym rats and means a barbell.

“Hey bro wanna hang out?”

“Can’t I’m with Barbellina right now”

by Forestcall March 7, 2024

Barbell row

The barbell row is a exercise to build thickness in the back, to do this exercise grab a heavy barbell and hinge forward and row towards your stomach, there’s different variations like Yates rows and dead stop rows, people who can row heavy barbell usually have big backs

Do you like barbell rows? No I’m not a big back individual

by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

Barbejew

Barbejew or also known as BB-Jew is a term describing the grilling or cooking of a big nosed jew until they are as black as an African nigger on a barbecue.

Formally used by the SS during the second world war.

Guy1: Hey, I caught myself a big nosed jew.

Guy2: We should put him on the barbejew until he is black as a nigger.

by David Arborelius March 25, 2024