bacon and eggs 

Two words that randomly sound and work together well. Should be used when you are happy and want to rap for no reason.

Bacon 'n' eggs, bacon 'n' eggs, bacon and bacon and bacon and eggs!

bacon and eggs by duskj October 25, 2003

bacon cock 

1. The state of a human penis after having been cock blocked by a po-police officer. 2. An irregularly shaped bacon that closely resembles a penis.

1. -"Gary, what did tha cop do to you? Do you still have a hard-on?"
-"Of course not - I've got bacon cock."

2. "Man, look at this yoke soaked bacon cock next to my eggs. That's some grizzle shizzle, ma nizzle."

bacon cock by yomammas March 27, 2003

bacon boy

A person who likes the penis, a homosexual

'you scrawny bacon boy'
, 'you would like my cock wouldn't you bacon boy'

bacon boy by Shaggy February 18, 2005

BACON TITTIES 

Titties. but more delicious!

Let's go eat some bacon titties at that strip club version of IHOP.

BACON TITTIES by MR.CHEESEFRIES April 21, 2014

Bacon Hole 

The cave of a women, the sexual toy for pleasure on a women. The Vagina

She begged me to touch her bacon hole.

Bacon Hole by Joel OSU March 31, 2003

bacon biscut with ketchup

when a girl wipes her ass and crotch while she is on the rag, and then wipes her finger under your nose.

See cheeze biscuit and bacon cheeze biscut

Sally gave me a rotten bacon biscuit with ketchup

bacon biscut with ketchup by graffix chic June 30, 2004

Bacon Sandwich 

Person (usually male) who, though cool in most other respects, has the motor nerve control of cooked pork, i.e., none whatsoever.

Dude have you ever seen Ian ski?

Yeah man, total bacon sandwich. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.

Bacon Sandwich by Moo Ass March 27, 2009