a (free) glass of water at a restaurant ordered to avoid an "excessive" bill and, in turn, extra tip. This is more pronounced when one member of the party orders a bottomless soft drink to share.
Variants:
"on the rocks" - with ice
"d00d, wtf..." - hot water
Variants:
"on the rocks" - with ice
"d00d, wtf..." - hot water
Customer: We'll have two ice waters please.
**server 1 walks back**
Server 2: Can I help you out with anything?
Server 1: Yeah, two asian cocktails on the rocks...
**server 1 walks back**
Server 2: Can I help you out with anything?
Server 1: Yeah, two asian cocktails on the rocks...
by UnzipMyIQ March 5, 2011
Get the asian cocktail mug.An Asian, usually a student, who, while scoring 90's in all of their tests, is a ultimate socialite, sports star, and so cool you forget that he's asian.
"Jimmy Wong just scored 98% in that math test!"
"Ye and I hear he made the the Varsity Basketball team!"
"OH yea and Stacy Sexxxy wants to suck him off!"
"Man, he's such Asian Steel."
"Ye and I hear he made the the Varsity Basketball team!"
"OH yea and Stacy Sexxxy wants to suck him off!"
"Man, he's such Asian Steel."
by Mohammed McCloskey December 9, 2008
Get the asian steel mug.When there are a whole bunch of asian's walking around and you cannot seem to find any of your own kind
by 123 do me? April 4, 2009
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by DGreezy November 9, 2010
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Asian fishing is a real issue and a form of racism, but is rarely taken seriously due to the misinformation and performative activism surrounding it.
Asian fishing is a real issue and a form of racism, but is rarely taken seriously due to the misinformation and performative activism surrounding it.
"hey, you know that girl Mackenzie in chem?"
"yeah, the Korean one?"
"what? no, Mackenzie is Irish"
"... so she's asian fishing?"
"... yeah"
"yeah, the Korean one?"
"what? no, Mackenzie is Irish"
"... so she's asian fishing?"
"... yeah"
by madfitsluv July 3, 2021
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by aZnKyd August 28, 2006
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by Hola Susan! January 22, 2009
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