alfunzo

flaming homosexual rapist
a.k.a fag lad, homosexual lad

Guy 1: Did you hear about fred being attacked by alfunzo last night?
Guy 2: What is he some sort of gay super villain?
Guy 1: exactly

by olmesy August 30, 2009

Alfred

short

Alfred

is short

by peepeepoopooweewee March 3, 2020

Alfred Fishcock

A fish smelling cock

i forgot to wash my cock, pulled back the skin and had an Alfred Fishcock

by henry29 October 3, 2006

Alfy Wolice

The combination of 2 great lovers in history (Alice and Wolfy) used to express the endless and overwhelming love 2 people share.

I felt myself plunged into a state of Alfy Wolice like love.

by Brita D August 7, 2006

alfet

Word used to descride when Mother/Sister-In-Law is being annoying.

My wifes sister is such an alfet.

by brianmed June 16, 2008

alfaparf

Name of a high end Italian professional hair color line that can be used in place of the word shit or dump when in a classy setting and you need to discuss poop or shit but are in mixed company.

Oh Aretha Franklin, I took a serious alfaparf last night after that cheese platter at the jefferson!

by tripstar April 30, 2009

Alfred

That quiet kid who sits at the back of the room only talking to the black history fanatic! HE has these big DIRTY lips and only eats raw fish. If you see Alfred, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! He will punch and kick and WHO KNOWS WHAT?!?! He is quiet because he is plotting his plans. Run.

Alfred

by Hurricane Katrina 17 December 17, 2019