Jared Spliff

The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone

Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.

by Dat fox January 14, 2012

Big Dick Jared

A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.

“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”

by Jared1337 June 13, 2021

Jared cuff

He is Perfection.

That guy is like a Jared Cuff…. Perfection

by Anonym0us/1786 January 20, 2023

Jared v

Some dumbass who makes hella jokes and is tall. He always think he right, single , and always want to fight. Talks all that but don’t say anything or do anything. But we all love him

Eww is that Jared v

by Rainbow.sprinkles October 13, 2019

Jared V

The greatest looking light skin on the planet.....

Emily have you have heard of this fine ass light skin named Jared V?

by Jboyxreal October 13, 2019

Jared's Fingers

The most gracious fingers known to man, known to make any man or woman bust upon sight. These fingers have fueled entire societal movements, and are some of the most significant fingers in history.

Nick: I think I'm going to hell
Saul: touch'a'my Jared's Fingers.
Nick: *ascends*

by No_Name_Bob December 20, 2022

jared white

A dumbass that fucks everything up. Lovable but dumber than rocks. Liar. Rapist. Broke.

I’m so glad I’m not Jared white

by DonaldBump May 04, 2020