Kingston

A method of male masturbation involving wrapping mathematics-infused paper around your penis. Particularly, the quotient rule of derivation from Calculus should be wrapped around the penis, which you then use to jack off, finishing into the paper.

I tried the Kingston last night—I had to rub polysporin on my penis for the paper cuts I acquired.

by No_Name_Bob May 09, 2025

Sweaty and Have to Speak a Different Language

Term used to describe a school day where you have physical education and french (or any subject teaching you about a language that is not native to you).

Nick: You know what they say about Russia
Saul: what
Nick: Your sweaty and have to speak a different language!

by No_Name_Bob January 28, 2021

Jared's Fingers

The most gracious fingers known to man, known to make any man or woman bust upon sight. These fingers have fueled entire societal movements, and are some of the most significant fingers in history.

Nick: I think I'm going to hell
Saul: touch'a'my Jared's Fingers.
Nick: *ascends*

by No_Name_Bob December 20, 2022