3 definitions by wordsarentreal78

Jared

The most Jared thing a Jared could ever do is be named Jared. They are constantly taking bathroom breaks each one longer then the last. They are experts in the arts of PC building and take pride in the fact that they know how to build a Lego or two (thanks to an engineering background). Expect them to talk about their Linus Tech Tips water bottle every now and then. That is just the Jared way.

Wow, is that guy who built is own PC out of nothing but dirt and grass? He's such a Jared!

by wordsarentreal78 April 12, 2022

Keyairra

A person who constantly tries to annoy the crap out of you and never stop hitting you with things they find at work. Keyairras often get mistaken for Kiaras by their boss. Also their boyfriend will constantly visit them at work.

I saw her hitting Austin the other day with the cardboard she just cut what a Keyairra

by wordsarentreal78 April 9, 2022

Callan

Callans be showing you a tik tok. Callan be ignoring you on his phone. This do in fact be Callan.

He showed me a tik tok the other day and then ignored me after I the tik tok was over. Must've been a Callan.

by wordsarentreal78 April 15, 2022