by h0shigata May 20, 2014

The act of diving into ones septic tank (usually your crush), mouth wide open to make sure you capture whatever waste of your choosing. This includes; period blood, shit, piss, and semen.
by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

When you fart and jump over somebody while shouting, "Dive Bomber," leaving a bomb of fart gas that descend on the target you jumped over.
Farts, jumps over loved one and crop dusting them at the same time
boyfriend: "Dive bomber"
Girlfriend: "Ew"
boyfriend: "Dive bomber"
Girlfriend: "Ew"
by Jermaine3502 January 28, 2022

A cinema and TV cliché that started in the 80's, lasted for about a decade and was used in several movies. A main character would dive over the floor pretty much impossibly, always shown in slow motion while shouting "Nooooooo!!" to prevent a catastrophe from occurring.
Even if there was a reason to perform a "No!" Dive, because something that bad was about to happen, it's impossible to do and also too cliché, it's not 1990 anymore.
by Shoe-brush June 19, 2022

Ejaculating at the bottom of the pool then waiting for the “Pearls” to rise to the top before diving in to collect them.
I watched as Jimmy sank to the bottom of the pool and moments later I went pearl diving to collect my prize.
by gfunk44 November 8, 2021

The girl equivalent to a male receiving road head. When the male goes down on the woman while driving which causes the woman to lose control of the vehicle and swerve into a ditch.
Girl 1: Oh my God you'll never guess what we did while driving on the interstate the other day..
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: While I was driving he went ditch diving on me, and caused me to crash the car.
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: While I was driving he went ditch diving on me, and caused me to crash the car.
by LionWhiskers February 28, 2013

by MrPhilipsLikesGreaseV2 November 4, 2018
