Chinese Burn

When a Chinese person insults you it is a chinese burn.

"she said my penis was tiny"
"oh bro, thats a chinese burn"

by moonlight rose June 3, 2015

Chinese Dentist

Any sort of bread roll or sandwich, which when eaten, would remove a loose or damaged tooth...

usually used to describe a hard bread roll full of thick slices of cheese.... asking for a chinese dentist at the deli counter

by Mark Landers May 21, 2008

chinese textaphone

Similar to the game Chinese Telephone, Chinese Textaphone is where a person sends a text message to someone with a cell phone to relay a message to someone who does not. Unless the message is repeated verbatim, there is some variance to it thus creating a Chinese Textaphone.

My brother does not have a cell phone, so I use the Chinese Textaphone method to get messages to him.

by SactoWilly February 8, 2010

The Chinese SilkRoad

The act of engaging in coitus involving the penetration of a ripped sock between two lovers and as you finish shouting “long live the empire”. You then proceed to trade the bed sheets for drugs.

“Kim promised to show me The Chinese Silkroad after history class!”

by Frostbit112 October 4, 2018

Chinese Cabbage

An umbrella term for two legumes of the cabbage family:

1) Napa Cabbage (used mainly for Kimchi)
2) Bok Choy

Person A: Hey do you want to buy some Chinese cabbage?
Person B: Ok but which Chinese cabbage?
Person A: Hmmmmmm, that's a good question 🤔🤔

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 14, 2021

Chinese naattts

Chinese nuts is an expression, that you would use to scare someone, or fill an awkward silence. This derived in a chinese class in school one day, when the teacher left the class room and there was a still silence. It is easy and fun to use, you have to say this word in a high pitch voice and drag the "nuts" out loud and say the "u" as an "a". This term and voice also was derived from the movie - the hangover - when Chung screams this.

a still silent

Student: Chinese naattts
Other Students: hahahahaha

by nominator September 25, 2013

chinese handshake

This is a scatological maneuver between two homosexual men. One man sits down on the toilet to take a crap. The other man sits on his lap facing each other, nipple to nipple. They both agree to take a crap at the same time.

Hey Flloyd, there is only one toilet in here and we both really need to poop. That's ok Melvin, we can just do a Chinese handshake.

by fdafadfdfass April 2, 2017