Sheep milker

A tradesmen who charges exorbitant prices in primarily affluent areas.

"That sheep milker wants $450 to fix the furnace! it's a $16 part that takes 5 minutes to replace..."

by Shizzle rizzzle October 13, 2020

Sheep

lowkey wants to ship two people but nah

I'll sheep James and Mary instead of ship them cuz I don't really know much about them.

by Glorious Leader January 25, 2019

sheep drench

Is a painful way to hurt your friend by hooking your finger in his mouth and pulling against the mouth. It resembles the way sheep are given anti-parasitic medicine. A double sheep drench pulls the mouth from either side which is extremely painful and should be used cautiously.

That was the most painful sheep drench I've ever had.

by Oz Slang November 30, 2021

susie sheep

Micky mackey boo baa boo

Susie sheep is from pepper pig <3

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Sheep

An apple fanboy or people who only use Apple products

Damn he sure was a sheep with that iPhone X

by JKwannabe May 27, 2018

Dirty Deeds done with Sheep

A rendition of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap" created by the infamous Bob Rivers.

Likely not safe for work, at least once he sheepishly confesses to pulling the wool over your eyes.

If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends
Youve got a thing for ewes
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
That kind of loves a crime!

Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!

Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)

by bitchuck September 8, 2024

Sheep

Someone who looks up their name on Urban Dictionary and believes it to be true before posting on social media

Everyone else is doing it so I need to feel relevant too and follow the other sheep

by HMFIC November 24, 2021