gobble the goose

form of speech:Verb;
tense:Singular/Present tense

When a man performs oral sex on a woman
or vice versa, the "goose" would be defined singularly as bodily fluids produced durring sexual intercourse, thus Gobbeling the goose would be the intake of fluids from sex organs such as the penis or vagina, ect.

Other Forms of Speech:
Plural/present (Gobble the geese)
Singular/Past tense (Gobbled the goose)
Plural/past tense (gobbled the geese)
Noun Form (Goose Gobbler)

Synonyms followed by (noun form):
Suck cock (cock sucker), Eat pussy (pussy eater), Guzzle Cum (Cum Guzzler), Muching carpet (Carpet Muncher), Sample the stick (Stick sampler), give head (head giver), nut juggling (nut juggler), cooch capering (Cooch caper), squirreling (squirreler),ect.

Antonyms in noun form:
Non-head'giving prude ass bitch.
-Hey Betty, I was gobbled some geese last night at the office party.
-Oh yeah, with who?
-Well, it was a number of people...i was awfully hammered and/or stoned, and cant remember a damn thing!
-Well then how did you know that you gobbled geese?
-I found it evident as when i woke up, i discoverd protein stains on my dress...far too much for just one individual! So logically, i figured i gobbled at least 4-7 mens geese.
-Well I hear Jack produces a lot of man juice now a days...you could have just gobbled his goose
-How do you know of Jacks man juice production rate?
-I pay him 10 dollars a day to fill an empty gatorade bottle with his cum, so that i may enjoy it not only when im secretly giving him head in his office, but also when im on the go!
by Tori January 04, 2004
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goose laitin

goose latin is a language spoken so that only frinds that understands it's secrt code can under stand what it means
thabis abis sabo wabirabed haba haba haba
by mobid weasle March 11, 2005
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Bruce goose

the act of taking a goose and or swan and placing its elongated head and neck up your anal hole and letting it nibble on your prostate causing an ejaculation out of your bung
hey gary you ever been so smashed you did a lil bruce goose in the park with some children while eating some chicken wings.
by walter tits March 24, 2006
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Goose

Word referring to one who is acquainted with alcohol in such a way that they are so hammered, they begin to act and sound like the very animal.
*Hammered man dancing on street wielding Grey Goose in one hand and Smirnoff in the other*

Bystander, "Is it just me, or is that man a goose!"

Other bystander, "It appears that he is."

*Loud thump is heard by all in the vicinity*

Other bystander, "Now it appears he is roadkill."
by FlamingDonuthole911 July 03, 2010
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goose egg

(1) The egg of a goose
(2) A moron, used as insult
(3)a term used for someone who lacks the skills to do anything right.
(4) proud conservative
(5) an insult to someone who is useless
by Blob September 24, 2003
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Silly goose

One who is very silly and resembles a goose in nature when acting silly. Also the first form of the silly goose evolution chain.
Guy1: Dude that guy that just ate 15 hot dogs is a silly goose.
Guy2: no u
by silly soose November 16, 2018
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Goose Egged

An advanced sex act where the male ejaculates into the air, and proceeds to catch the jizz in his asshole. After this he takes a semen infused shit on his female partner's chest. The shit then rolls down the woman's abdomen and into her vagina where she then becomes impregnated by the sperm from within the shit.
"Oh my god Nancy, you're pregnant?!"
"Yeah, Brian Goose Egged me on our anniversary!"
by crazyjizz October 13, 2014
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