5 v 1

5 v 1 is a game derived in Texas which is also shorthand for masturbation.

“What are you up to tonight? Game of 5 v 1?”

by Angry Adele October 25, 2018

5 course meal

Just a fatter version of a three course meal

Hey that girl is a 5 course meal

by Ten cups of yeast January 13, 2019

5 piece

Five parts of a body that are perfectly proportionate and ample, ie; a woman’s hair, eyes, smile, breasts, and bottom.

“Yo, I got a 5 piece left at the house”
“Word?”
“That girl been a 5 piece all her life”

by Daillestrealist July 10, 2019

5 point harness

A sexual act in which you drive in circles around an empty parking lot while your girl assumes a vertical 69 position on top of you with her legs over your shoulders, her arms around your waist, and her head in your crotch, resembling a 5 point harness used in race cars.

After me n’ Darla Jean left the bar we drove over to the Walmart parking lot and did a few laps while she 5 point harnessed me.

by swamp taco August 10, 2019

5’12”

A guy who says he is six-foot or over, but is clearly under six-foot

Judy: how did your tinder date go?
Celine: it was fine, but it turns out he was 5’12”.
Judy: ohh, another short guy in disguise.

by Gstr34m May 8, 2020

5:64

A time that is used very often. it is always the time on the daily clock but when you hit the snooze button it is 5:65

also the number on the right is the Minecraft max blocks in your inventory

"what time is it" says Josh

"it is 5:64, Josh" says Tom

by the guy who takes content January 13, 2021

5-letter system

The 5 letter system is essentially LGBTQ: 5 letters. The 5 letter system is broken when a person sexual identity starts with a letter other than one of the 5 letters.

I have a friend that is gay, but it's fine by me, because it respects the 5-letter system.

by Toastyy34 June 21, 2021