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2 Minute Swag

Can be used as an insult for someone that has no originality to there "Swag" and or the level of there "Swag" is common or below tolerable levels

And can be used as a complement depending on the time

When paired up with more time as in 5, 10, 20 minutes ect, the more tolerable or unique the "Swag". 24 hours being the highest and something we all should strive for

When used with less time 10, 5, 2 minutes ect, the stronger the insult and the lacking of "Swag". 2 Seconds is as low as it can get, meaning you should go die, you have No! "Swag"
Example A of "2 Minute Swag": Insult

Pat: Yo Vic check out my new gear son!

Vic: Look at this niggah and his "2 Minute Swag"

Pat: Word!? Vic

Vic:..... Word

Example B: Insult

Kim: Ohhhh girl did you see Dan!? that niggah looks fresh, he's about to get him some ;)

Melly: All that niggah is!, is "5 Minute Swag"

Kim: Really!!!???

Melly: Yeah Kim I thought you knew that?

Kim: Damn... well fuck that bitch ass niggah then

Example C: Complement

Yolly: OMG! Don you like have "30 Minute Swag"

Don: Oh really!! thanks bitch!

Example D: Complement

Pat: Vic shut me down today guys...

Guys: Well Vic has "24 hour Swag"... you should be thanking him for even talking to you

Pat:..... Yeah... your right
by Crimson2113 October 25, 2011
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2.0 Robloxian

what noobs buy when they get robux so the can look "cool"

things they'll buy
1. ice package
2. shocked face
3. shirt that says tokyo
4.beautiful hair
5. spy cap

they also call you a noob because you have a bacon hair and because of your default clothes
2.0 robloxians are noobs
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2 Guys 1 Cup

A home brew beer that is made by 2 buddies hanging out, using only 1 cup for wastage when siphoning the beer from fermenter to bottling bucket.
Have you tasted 2 Guys 1 Cup? It's a fantastic Hefeweizen perfect for spring and summer.
by hibbityjibbity July 26, 2019
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2.9

Another example of a dumbass way to say "I love you".
A derivative of the popular "<3"
because... wait for it:
2.9 is "less than 3"
Show your significant other just how much you love them and how cool you are at the same time!
Girl: Miss you. Love you!
Guy: 2.9 u 4 eva!!!!
by CO-Loser October 31, 2007
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2 in the bush, 1 in the tush

a while back during the movies my brother big john gave this ugly ass girl 2 in the bush, 1 in the tush and she screamed right in front of an old man
by Ryan Stuffick May 16, 2005
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2 years

SB E-mail #85
E. Fullmer wants to know what the advancements of Strong Badia will be in 2 years because he is going on a long trip and he wont be able to check out homestarrunner.com for 2 years.
by Matthew September 29, 2003
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2 Step

1. Shit boi, I jus' donkey punched that bitch and she ain't movin', man i gotta 2 step the fuck out of this joint.

2. I was well on stayin at his crib and passing the dutchie for a few more hours but some pigs parked up out front so i leapt in my slab and 2 stepped.

3. I was at my bitches crib blud and laid a fucking massive fudge dragon in her shitter, the fucking thing didn't flush so I had to 2 step out like I ent got a clue what went down.
by Alski March 24, 2009
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