While traveling in Australia, I happened upon a colorful group of gents in an outback pub. One of them commented on a lovely Sheila who entered this fine estabilshment as giving him "half a lazy".
by kickitintheguts March 19, 2010
Get the half a lazy mug.The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.
"Sally was definitely on half-speed this morning after Edward 40-hands last night. At Breakfast she almost peed herself laughing when someone pointed out that her shirt was buttoned up incorrectly".
by Jogana Jallenstrom October 29, 2009
Get the half-speed mug.When your paper is half way in the printer and just STOPS. Usually when you have no ink, or a paper jam.
Juan: Hey amigo, did you get my fax? It's extremely important! Zane: NO! It's at a fucking half print. Fuck printers.
by Koryizzle November 1, 2009
Get the Half Print mug.this is the less extreme version of the Aunt Jemima gesture commonly made by some negro women and gay men meaning "don't go there girlfriend uhuh".
The gesture is made by placing one hand on the hip and using the other hand to waggle a forefinger in someones face, whilst concurrently swivelling your neck in the ancient egyptian style.
The gesture is made by placing one hand on the hip and using the other hand to waggle a forefinger in someones face, whilst concurrently swivelling your neck in the ancient egyptian style.
by dave namegah April 8, 2011
Get the Half Jemima mug.a half a boner. usually enough to hide in pants but makes hugs and walking around in boxers awkward.
by Dreadgazebo April 12, 2011
Get the Half-Sammy mug.Noun: (slang) A female who tends to get little more than the head of a penis in her mouth while performing oral sex.
1. The top of her head looks great but she is a half-bobber.
2. She was a half-bobber so I had to dump the bitch.
3. My last girlfriend was a half-bobber, she was always leaving me with blue balls.
2. She was a half-bobber so I had to dump the bitch.
3. My last girlfriend was a half-bobber, she was always leaving me with blue balls.
by KDH September 8, 2008
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