reiki blowjob

A semi-promised blowjob from a significant other that results in nothing beyond feeling more stressed and frustrated than you were before

My wife knows what I want for our anniversary and it better not be a fucking reiki blowjob!

by AK Urban Definitions June 1, 2022

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Babylonian Blowjob

Also known as, The Serpentine Suckoff. It is the action of two men, preferably bromosexuals, driving in a car when the passenger begins to suck off the driver. The passenger must assume the position of leaning over and putting his face in his partner's lap while still keeping his ass planted into the seat. The driver leans overtop of the passenger while receiving a blowjob and begins to suck off the passenger. This creates a hot mess of two men twisted together and sucking each other off.

The name originates off the perspicuous personality of the Babylonians.

Driver - "Bro this 2 hour drive to Charleston is going to be boring as fuck."
Passenger - "Yeah dude, how about we throw together a Babylonian Blowjob."
Driver - "Fuck yeah I thought you'd never ask!"

by PolioSweg420 September 14, 2014

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hillbilly blowjob

The act of the girl putting wintergreen snuff in while giving oral sex and right before climax she spits tobacco juice on your dick.

That crack whore just gave me a hillbilly blowjob (getting a blowjob by a chick with a lip packed).Hillbilly redneck blowjob Copenhagen snuff

by the grid iron gang bang March 29, 2015

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Colombian Blowjob

Similar to a Colombian Neck Tie, where in the victim's throat is cut and the tongue pulled through, but in addition to that the neck would is then used like a mouth for fellatio.

"Yup. Another example of violence from the Mexican Drug War. This your first time seeing a Colombian Blowjob?"

by XBroseidonX November 14, 2017

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