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Cat Nap

A short nap...during which feline fecal matter is smeared across an enemy's face to resemble cat whiskers.
While Aidan was napping, Nathan snuck into his room and with the help of chairman Meow Zedong, turned his afternoon nap into a cat nap.
by Derrick Submarine January 6, 2011
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Death nap

When you spend the whole nap feeling anxious and then you wake up feeling murderous instead of rested.
Person 1: how was your nap?

Person 2: it was death nap!

Person 1: oh man that's brutal, you must be tired
by Catnapper September 30, 2016
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Skank Nap

A nap taken after getting ready to go out (to party) and before actually walking out the door.
I was out so late last night, I need to take a skank nap after I do my make-up tonight!
by la_lux September 25, 2010
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Good nap

A way to end an conversation because your going to take a nap
I don’t feel like talking to you Janiyah good nap *hangs up FaceTime call*
by Dat.chick.over.there. September 29, 2018
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Nap Trap

Inability to attend an event or activity due to the responsibility of looking after a sleeping child.
I can't make the game today, I'm in a nap trap.
by mizz_l May 13, 2016
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stoner's nap

So high on drugs to the point where your fast asleep.
Aaron smoked an excessive amount of weed yesterday and went into a stoner's nap.
by TheGamingGamer1 May 20, 2014
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Beat Nap

This is when your feeling tired and horny and you masturbate or "beat off" and then fall instantly asleep
1. "I'm kinda tired, I think I'll fire up a dirty ol' beat nap"
by Your Brothers Johnson October 16, 2010
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