I don't give a frog!

To be used instead of 'I don't give a fuck', especially when said to a French.

X: God, french politics are bloody messy!
You: I don't give a frog! it sucks over here too!

by Dame Lotus December 3, 2010

i love my lane

when your man is being a good man and making you happy. you love your man and your choice to be with your man. you love the lane you're in.

"Guys, Josh bought me that shirt I pointed out when I was at the mall with him the other day. He's honestly soooo sweet to me. I love my lane."

by alcat August 15, 2017

I would, but I'm pregnant

an excuse for doing nothing, used by women as a reason for not doing things that anyone else can do without a second thought

make the beds? i would, but I'm pregnant..

by dilcurrie July 25, 2011

I love you Bronson

Something I've been wanting to say for awhile. It pretty much captures my sentiments for you perfectly. And, y'know, sex, but that'll come later.

Girl: I love you Bronson
Bronson: Love you too

by Sailboats<3 September 11, 2011

i love you baby

A tik tok song '' love you baby '

i love you baby.................................................................. but your ass is single as fuck so you a got an't got a man od a girl hahahaha get a man plz and thank you.

by cap101 November 16, 2020

I know, you know

Used to describe a situation where you and someone else are aware of the mistake that a 3rd person is making. For this to be an "I know, you know." the 3rd person should be blissfully unaware of the situation.

"Hasn't Yoshi twigged that bird over there is a shemale?"

"I know, you know."

by Scotsdave December 2, 2004

I hate my life

Phrase that comes to mind when I think of David Archuleta and all those other teens who wouldn't be considered so goddamned cute if they were not famous.

I hate my life, and I hate people who don't deserve what they have.

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008