Dick with a Degree

Uses his degree to condescend to everyone around him. Most times the information is inaccurate and easily verifiable via the internet.

"Sorry about Ryan. I just googled it and grapes don't actually grow underground. He's just another dick with a degree."

Dick with a Degree by starspawnofcthulu February 15, 2018

dick napkin 

Find something and use it as a condom!

Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"

dick napkin by Anster2314 February 15, 2018

dick code 

The combination to a penis maneuver in sexual conflict

She wanted the dick code tho

dick code by The bro code 420 May 6, 2018

dick sticky

When you pull out and spray your succulent semen all over a girl or boys back, blow on it a tad bit, then proceed to slap your flaccid cock on their back until it sticks.

It was so hot last night when my dad gave me the dick sticky I almost shot my cat.

dick sticky by CondomChomper February 17, 2018

dick team

When you are never good enough to be The Man, the go to guy, or generally make first string on any sports team. For your entire life you are relegated to the second string... The Dick Team

Hey Mike, I heard Beadley sprained his ankle for tonight's big game... chances are you going to get to start!

Jody, I wish it were true. I'm destined to be in the Dick Team forever.

dick team by JJSkidz February 21, 2018

dick whipping

wasting time, avoiding something you don't want to do but have to do, forgetting to do something because you were doing something else (usually less important).

Hey Darin! Stop dick whipping and let's go to Crossfit!

dick whipping by kawikados February 20, 2018

dick banana 

The Dick banana is a very delicate fruit. That only grows in the Arsefields

Whoa, Look its a dick banana tree

dick banana by Jeff jeffsonson February 21, 2018