Chocolate Dick

When you shit in a womans mouth and then she gives you head while rubbing the shit all over your dick, thus creating a chocolate coated cock

This girl at that party gave me a chocolate dick, my penis is still brown!

by anal fisting October 12, 2008

Pickle Dick

Its when you ecumulate alot of sweat and leftover piss and jizz on the end of your penis, It smells like Vinegar or Pickles.

Wow, You have a stinky Pickle dick

by Dr Ushnundarf September 21, 2012

DICK SAUCE

Where your nuts stick to your leg and it makes a sauce often smells like DICK therefore making it sauce.

Dam, Did you smell Lees DICK SAUCE,No but i bet it smells good.

by Born6ghst1 August 25, 2008

dick magnet

A male with a disease called erectiomagnetightis that causes a male's penis to become magnetic and stick to anything and everything metal. This is especially a problem on Submarines, Trains, and will be a problem in the future when the robots take over... Perhaps John Conner will cure this disease when he comes back from the future.

Dude, you have a dick magnet...

I know man... I miss just having an erection when a hot girl walks in, now its when my grandma uses her metal sybian too...

by The first one diagnosed October 3, 2009

Dick leak

Leakage from the dick, typically blood, snot, and urine. most people are confused with "cum" or "come" or semen leaking from the dick, but that is untrue due to the fact that semen comes from the anus.

Man Mike has some dick leak going on.

by touching your sister first September 26, 2009

Dick Neck

A word/phrase used to insult or taunt somebody because their neck resembles a dick or they have a birthmark/scar on thier neck that looks like a dick. Variants of the phrase are 'Cock Throat', 'Adam's Dick' , 'Penis Esophagus'.

Person 1: Haha you look stupid
Person 2: Oh yea? Well you've got a dick neck!
Everybody: LOLOLOL!! Hahahaha

by ODST Wilshire May 21, 2008

Dick Junky

An individual who develops a dependence on sexual interaction with the male genitalia. This "addiction" can be both physical and mental, causing the addict to go through "dickdrawl" if without dick for too long a time.

Hey man, you know Bob from finance? He is a total Dick Junky. I just caught him looking at my dick in the bathroom, licking his lips and sweating.

by partycrashers October 11, 2009