Snap Off Some Crayons

An indirect way of saying; "I have to shit."

Come on bro, we're gonna be late.

Gimme a minute dude, I gotta snap off some crayons before we go...

by LmfaoDepictions August 24, 2022

Spizz-Off

Ejaculate forcefully
Another word for Jerk-Off or an insult implying the person being called a “spizz-off” was spat out by their mother.

Vulgar slang for the action of speaking, especially unsolicited advice, nonsense, or just plain bullshit.
Other variations of the term include; Spizzing, “Spizzing Off”, “Spizzed” etc.

Verb: Yes, yes! We know the sky is blue! How about telling us something we DON’T already know instead of spizzing off your cake hole with what’s already fact!
People continue to believe the lies being spizzed off by the big suits

Insult: Your mom should’ve swallowed you stupid spizz-off!

by NeonMirror December 31, 2024

Took off

Yo tell someone your going to rob them or to make fun of them about being robbed

Aye dummy didn’t you get took off by my lor mans?

by c_xj1 January 2, 2025

frothing off

The action of a vigorous lady fingering, which results in a lathering effect and te pewing of froth from the said lady's love cavern

Hey John, you'll never guess what?
What Daryl?
I managed to work my mrs so hard she ended up frothing off all over the carpet

by DaznCoxy June 14, 2016

menace off

A competition where two menaces set each other terrible challenges until someone fails.

Person A: "Jidion is definetly the biggest menace."
Person B: "Everybody knows Niko Omilana is the biggest menace."
Person C: "They will probably just settle it in a menace off"

by AjdinTheDictionarist March 26, 2023

Meat Off

A competition where two individuals race to see who can finish a serving of lukewarm sloppy joe meat on a paper plate. Typically this event is held for the love of a third party.

“Dude, I can’t wait to go to the Jack and Gordon meat off tonight!”

by stackin2high January 23, 2025

Jerking Off

The Action of brett doing business

“Stop jerking off right now brett!”

by Dinkleberry69420 June 24, 2022