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Hot Carl/Karl

1. an enema with cheap red wine, usually Carlo Rossi Merlot.

2. squirting a red wine enema into another's face for one or both person's sexual gratification.
1- John: Man I am pooped I really need a drink.
Dan: Drink, nah I think what you need is a Hot Carl/Karl.
John: Hot dag, get the turkey baster bartender Hot Carls for the house!
House: Yeaaah

2-K-fed effin loves to Hot Carl/Karl Brit
by Hot Carl Lover July 27, 2008
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Hot Carl Sagan

Similar to the Hot Carl, in the sense that you take a dump on someones face but it is done out of vengeance rather than for pleasure. The Hot Carl Sagan is particularly reserved for people who are smug, self-righteous or know-it-alls.
My boss is such an asshole. She thinks she knows everything and treats us all like we're children. One of these days, I'm going to have to take a trip to Taco Bell, tie her down to her desk and deliver a steaming Hot Carl Sagan to her stupid, self-righteous face.
by kenny.noisewater October 22, 2009
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jewish hot cake

when a man cums in a girls buthole then licks it out spits on his dick and has sex with her
by NICK fart March 12, 2008
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Hot Turkey Sandwich

The act of eating brown gravy off of your sexual partner. Typically from his/her genetelia.

Particulary common during the holiday season, when gravy is most readily available.

Akin to the "open faced turkey sandwich", which is when you consume brown gravy from his/her anus.
"Your mother prefers that gravy is luke warm before I have my hot turkey sandwich."

This can be a very funny inside joke at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
by braisedporkbelly June 2, 2009
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The Alabama hot pocket

When you finish in you mother than spread her leg wide open and shit in her pussy
Charles- hey did you give you mom the Alabama hot pocket last night
Me- yeah she appreciated the fat juicy turd I left in her
by Mrcheesyweiner January 7, 2021
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Hot girl summer

Girl: I can’t wait for Hot girl summer!
by Lookout4joy June 15, 2021
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Hot friend material

A guy/girl who isn't exactly enough to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, but is still pretty hot for a friend. People who are classes as hot friend material usually have a great sense of humour / a good personality.

Do not confuse with "Friends with benefits", as sexual attraction isn't directed towards someone who is hot friend material.
Lizzy: Peter is pretty hot, but I don't think he's quite boyfriend material.
Sophie: So you think he's hot friend material?
Lizzy: Yeah.
by Pickapon August 24, 2014
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