flying cock monkey

some one who bothers you and wont leave you alone.

your foot steps become theres. creepy huh. That person becomes the flying cock monkey..... "look out dorthy, the monkeys will get you!"

by J-chan October 2, 2007

She loves the cock

When a girl is hot, and usually untouchable. It relates to yourself imagining having sex with her and she is loving it.

'Woah, did you see her? She LOVES the cock!'

by Floyn1 February 4, 2010

cock-a-saurus-REX

A very larger male reproductive organ

Hey sis stay away from that guy his cock-a-saurus-REX shredded my vagina last weekend my uterus was bruised and required medical attention. (Sis looks longingly at the bulge and thinks HMMM a little dino-cock sounds pretty good.)

by bill werden May 27, 2008

big white cock

Giant white dick

Damn, that's a big white cock.

by Bunch of Numbers January 7, 2021

Hodag Cock Smoker

when someone cheats on your girl, steals your fireworks, liquor, cigarettes, or disrespects you in any form.

"What the fuck is that hodag cock smoker doing? I saw him slash my tires after he drove his car through my fence. Maybe he should get his own woman."

by Firework Master February 11, 2009

First Cock Syndrome

A phenomenon usually experienced by (female) virgins after their very first sexual encounter and the fact that may want a relationship whereas the guy may look at it from a purely one night stand point of view

John: Did you hook up with her?

Jack: Yea, but she kept talking about wanting a relationship afterward, it was like she had FCS (First Cock Syndrome)

by Psionic79 January 17, 2009

Ri-COCK-ulous

A funny word that you can use in normal conversation to throw people off... it has the same meaning as Ridiculous (IE: proposterous, crazy, ludicrous) But replaces the DICK part with COCK, making it funnier... And if you feel so inclined you may put the word "Fargen" in front of it (which has the same meaning as 'fucking') to make it sound even better...

Some girl: Like, oh my god, we totally have a science project due tomorow!

Some guy:THAT'S FARGEN RICOCKULOUS! *runs off to do the project*

Some girl: Like... What The Fuck?! O.o!

by SMARTassPLAYINGdumb August 28, 2005