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Hot Carl/Karl

1. an enema with cheap red wine, usually Carlo Rossi Merlot.

2. squirting a red wine enema into another's face for one or both person's sexual gratification.
1- John: Man I am pooped I really need a drink.
Dan: Drink, nah I think what you need is a Hot Carl/Karl.
John: Hot dag, get the turkey baster bartender Hot Carls for the house!
House: Yeaaah

2-K-fed effin loves to Hot Carl/Karl Brit
by Hot Carl Lover July 27, 2008
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Hot Carl Sagan

Similar to the Hot Carl, in the sense that you take a dump on someones face but it is done out of vengeance rather than for pleasure. The Hot Carl Sagan is particularly reserved for people who are smug, self-righteous or know-it-alls.
My boss is such an asshole. She thinks she knows everything and treats us all like we're children. One of these days, I'm going to have to take a trip to Taco Bell, tie her down to her desk and deliver a steaming Hot Carl Sagan to her stupid, self-righteous face.
by kenny.noisewater October 22, 2009
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Hot Turkey Sandwich

The act of eating brown gravy off of your sexual partner. Typically from his/her genetelia.

Particulary common during the holiday season, when gravy is most readily available.

Akin to the "open faced turkey sandwich", which is when you consume brown gravy from his/her anus.
"Your mother prefers that gravy is luke warm before I have my hot turkey sandwich."

This can be a very funny inside joke at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
by braisedporkbelly June 2, 2009
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jewish hot cake

when a man cums in a girls buthole then licks it out spits on his dick and has sex with her
by NICK fart March 12, 2008
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The Alabama hot pocket

When you finish in you mother than spread her leg wide open and shit in her pussy
Charles- hey did you give you mom the Alabama hot pocket last night
Me- yeah she appreciated the fat juicy turd I left in her
by Mrcheesyweiner January 7, 2021
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Hot girl summer

Girl: I can’t wait for Hot girl summer!
by Lookout4joy June 15, 2021
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Von Hot Rod

Meaning something beautiful, Something Unique and hard to find....something like Von HotRod. something With such love and care. Something you cant let go, even if the world is falling, Even if you have to let go. Von hot rod has Perfection, love, life, and everything you need to make life what you want. Nothing can ever change Von Hot Rod
by MegLynn975 February 3, 2010
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