Crunching one off 

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

Crunching one off by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

Scratch one’s brains out

Thinking about something really hard but couldn’t figure it out

To solve this problem one needs to scratch one’s brains out.

Scratch one’s brains out by Realwords3747539 July 25, 2018

pure one 

A girl of such innocent she doesn't know more than any sex positions, frigid and does not send thotty photos on snapchat. they will usually behave like this due to lack of cleavage. NOTE some of them do masterbate and are friendly and neive which can mistakenly be perceived as kindess

bryn = woah bro shes so pretty but I bet she is a pure one
Zach= yep its cuz she got small tiddies and is nice

pure one by leader of the lizard people August 7, 2018

Cry one out 

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral

Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude

Cry one out by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018

bunging one on 

Going out with the intention of having a huge one

Danny: “What are you fellas up to tonight?”
Martin: “We just ripped down to the bottle-o and grabbed a couple cartons of jack and some nose beers and we are fucking ‘bunging one on’”

bunging one on by Deerrrhhhh August 31, 2018

Another One! JEEZ! 

What my awesome teacher Mr. Wilson said in his commercial.

"Another One! JEEZ!"

Another One! JEEZ! by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

another one geeezzz

when your teacher is in a commercial

another one geeezzz means when your fishing you catch another fish

another one geeezzz by mynamejerf455 September 12, 2018