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Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.
I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist
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The act of shmacking a pod with an excessive consumption rate and adequate disrespect.

Short for "killing pods" aka going through a pack quickly
"yo dude, I K'd my P in less than a day, we going to sev to get another 4 pack?"

"Yo dawg can I shmack your p?" "shit bro I K'd it last night"

"dude you're already done with that pack?" "yeah bro I'm K'n Ps"
K'n Ps by DanBlizarianButtJuul January 28, 2022
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Politically Induced Psychosis

A powerful detachment from reality caused by obsessively reading politically charged conspiracy theories, and generally believing anything said by certain pundits who often pass off obvious falsehoods as truth. The primary characteristic is being susceptible to fervently believing extremely outlandish claims which are easily disproven by a simple Google search.
"Did you hear? They actually believe schools are installing litter boxes for students who identify as furries!"
"I know. It's Politically Induced Psychosis."

me when ps5 

a meme made by Hawsi and you use it to make people laugh (no context)
people: *having nice conversation*
a person: yo lads guess what!??! me when ps5 ASDASGASXCYX)(Z(/$Z!(/"ZDHASJDHAJS4
me when ps5 by xaern May 3, 2022

Boronia West PS Boys Toilets 

Filled with pee and Bowl cleaner (bleach) on the floor, this toilet is a toilet you've never seen before...
The Boronia West Ps Boys Toilets are dangerous

buy the ps4 

When you invite a stranger into your house that you met off the internet for a reach around.
Stop on over and buy the PS4.
buy the ps4 by Bigsweepstake January 3, 2023

john ross robertson ps 

a school in toronto where all the rich white kids go. all the boys are short asf, and most are usually loud and annoying. all the girls have the newest iphones, even the kids in 1st grade cuz their rich asf
kid: hey what school do you go to?

kid 2: john ross robertson ps

kid 1: damn i feel bad for u