one wipe delight

The euphoric feeling you experience where you go to wipe after taking a shit and you realise after one wipe that there’s nothing to clean down there

“How was your shit this morning?”
“Fantastic! It was a one wipe delight”

by My mama Jefe November 4, 2020

hole in one

when you're jackinng off and you nut in your belly button

josh was jacking it hard to the magazine sitting down and as he came, he managed to make a hole in one

by jjg15 February 11, 2017

One inch pinch

A very small penis that is only able to be pinched because it’s just one inch

That man has a one inch pinch!

by Its_erin February 28, 2023

that one edit

a specific edit in a fandom that has become so popular it became referred to as "that one __ edit."

Person 1: "Have you seen that one Nagito edit?"
Person 2: "Yes I have! I love it so much. I also love that one pedro pascal edit!"
Person 1: "Me too! That one is my favorite 'that one edit'"

by bookuser11 December 19, 2023

One stop shop

When you go to a place dedicated to drugs.

Don't worry we'll be back soon it's a one stop shop.
We don't need to call ch'all guys ,my guy is a one stop shop.
I'm heading to my guy he's a one stop shop.

by Carmanute October 11, 2016

one-legged Greg

A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.

Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"

by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023

One and run

When you go on a first date and realize that it's not you, it's them. Bad date. You only need to have one before you run.

Friend 1: "How was your date with so-and-so?"
Friend 2: "Oh gosh, that's not happening again."
Friend 1: "Another one and run."

by magomeche July 26, 2013