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wonka'd

to chew up any kind of candy and spit it in someones face
dude austin tottally wonka'd elijah at the football game last night!!!
by MDR! October 21, 2009
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Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
by Wallaytism April 26, 2010
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wonker nugget

A person who is ridiculous and deserves to be called names

A delicious food made by tiny Mexicans that tastes as good as Gods tears
Oh my gosh KG, I cannot believe you think you are cooler than me! You can be such a wonker nugget sometimes.
by creater of wonker nuggets November 21, 2010
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wonkyfunky

A weird game, differing from the norm or what was expected to happen. NOT referring to Nestea.
This has been a kind of a wonkyfunky game..
by tw!tch December 2, 2010
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Wonkvert

The act of completely messing up a file, 3d model, text formatting or any other item by converting a document or file from one type to another.
When I finally found a file type that the program would accept, the model was so wonkverted that it looked like a three legged gnome whose head had suddenly exploded.
by kerfoofle April 8, 2011
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Wonowon

A madman who swings their elbows in a violent motion, resulting in many holes in the walls. He must be able to scream things like "cheeks" in a high voice. Lastly, his nipples must have a blue and purple color to them from being squeezed so hard.
Bro: Dude, how did that happen (pointing to a hole in the wall)???

Other Bro: Oh, I had Wonowon over last night and things got crazy.
by Sinner49 May 18, 2011
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