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weiner tea

1) Dirty hot dog water, an off-the-menu item served at many of New York's finest hot dog stands. Purported to give hallucinogenic effects similar to those of LSD.

2) A prank involving the steeping of one's weiner in a cup of lukewarm water prior to serving it to unsuspecting victims. Often garnished with one stray pube. Principally served over ice in the southern United States.
Example #1:
A bum hobbles up to a New York hot dog stand, cold and hungry. In his hand he is counting out change.

"Hey brother, can you spare a dog? I've only got 45 cents. Can you front me?"

The stand owner looks the bum up and down skeptically.

"Are you crazy? If I sold my dogs for 45 cents I'd be as homeless as you!" The man takes another look at the bum and sighs.

"I'll tell you what I can do for you. You look cold and you got holes in all your clothes, so I can sell you a cup of this hot, steamy weiner tea. How's about that?"

Example #2:
A group of office mates are huddled together at the water cooler, chatting away. One man holds a mug with steam rising into the air.

"Man, it sure was nice of John to make me this cup of tea. I always thought he didn't like me!"
by Butt Mudd March 7, 2010
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weinberg

not the tip of a penis. simply a common jewish last name.
hi my name is ashley weinberg!
oh cool nice to meet ya
by Jerseygirl9998 July 2, 2018
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sweaty weiner

what your weiner is after jacking off to gay porn. you also have a sweaty weiner after t bagging your cat in the face or, dipping it in a bowl of hot frying oil, which is the stupidest god damn thing i`ve ever heard of.
how come you have a sweaty weiner Juan? i told you to lay off the gay porn.
by Hot cox October 18, 2009
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Weiner Salad

When you sit down at a restarant to enjoy a nice meal, and when your salad comes to the table you take a bite and notice a huge weiner in your food.
I was sitting at the olive garden and they served me a complete weiner salad!
by Lefty9878 September 25, 2005
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shake weight

verb, noun, -shake weighting, -shake weight

-verb (shake weighting, shake weight)
1. to talk about another person in awe.
2. to kiss up to another person.
3. to be on someone's 'jock'.

-noun (shake weight)
1. an ignorant person
-verb examples
1. Even though the man was twice the player's age, he was shake weighting him for his autograph.

2. Some people like to shake weight other people that outclass them.

-noun examples
1. Don't listen to that clown, he's just a shake weight.

Origin:
R. Santana by way of Tenth-Rick.
by Tenth-Rick October 21, 2010
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weiner boy

by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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Weigh in

To place your weight into a situation where it wasnt previously.

Also applies to the act, of physically weighing an item.
"Did you hear about Trish talking to James about what he did Monday?"

"Yeah. Last thing needed was her weighing in tbh"

Alternatively:

"Come on son! Lets weigh in this fish we just spent the day hunting in the name of father son bonding. Looks pretty heavy!"
by AliBarFarHaHa January 15, 2009
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