Weaseler

Weaseler is a term given to someone who invites or invited themselves to a private event. This person or peoples do not understand that the organisers do not want them there. The weaseler, otherwise know as a weasel, may invite other parties to the event performing the ultimate 'weasel'.

Such circumstances can be avoided by not making the event public (e.g. on facebook or twitter) and avoiding talking about the event around a potential weaseler.

Weaselers can be identified by the lack of social life, obsession with one or more of the parties and an overall interest of the event.

A weaseler can be identified by their hand gesture. The back of the hand is placed under the chin with the fingers facing outwards. The weaseler then moves the fingers in a waving motion such as tentacles flailing from the body of an octopus.

Circumstance 1.

Boy 1: Hey man want to come to the shopping mall?

Boy 2: Yeah man, fo sho, what time?

Boy 1: How about 2?

Creep/Weasler: Hey guys, what time is it again? and where are we meeting?

Boy 1: No creep. You can't come. You are such a weaseler.

Circumstance 2.

Girl 1: I had a party last weekend and that creep just showed up.

Girl 2: Really? What a weaseler.

Girl 1: I know. He is such a grish.

Girl 2: One time I was on a double date and he invited himself and a girl. He performed the ultimate weasel.

by someone who hates weaselers October 13, 2012

weaker than well water

When something is very weak. Likely originated from illegal alcohol distillation culture where low alcohol batches were said to be "weaker than well water"

This cheap plastic toy is weaker than well water.

by smzkty October 2, 2013

Weaver

The cool ass white girl everyone wants to be friends with. Is known to be overly competitive at drinking games but will do what it takes to carry your team to the finish line in beer pong. May need reminding of shit she did, but knows it was a good time.

2. Is overly clumsy to the point of needing ankle braces for any event leaning towards athleticism. Fucks shit up on the regular.

"Yo, I totalled Weavered it at the party last night! I sat in this girls chair and the next thing I knew it was broken and I was on the ground...."

by Weaverlicious December 10, 2016

Quilt Weaver

Somebody who likes to spread their STD's(sexually transmitted disease) to other people of the same gender.(reference to the "AID's Quilt")

David: ya, man I just banged Matt, now he has herpies.
Josh: Sick! you fucking Quilt Weaver!

by A. Miller November 16, 2006

ass weasels

Dip shits, human scum, and/or lower form of a human being. Just to name a few.

I look over there and I see a legion of ass weasels! Sheep fondling ass weasels! -Crazy General off of Medieval II: Total War

by †WARLORІ November 29, 2007

Cock Weaver

A person who handles cocks all day long, and also weaves them into blankets.

That man over there is a cock weaver. He enjoys weaving cocks into blankets in his spare time.

by Original CW October 24, 2008

snake weasel

1. some that is awesome as shit

2. someone that gives a fuck bout what anyone else think cuz they know they the best

3. an elusive dual-beast from north texas

1. the mutha fuckin snake weasel is in the house

2. bitch, you already know im the mutha fuckin snake weasel

3. im gonna hit up texas and visit the mutha fuckin snake weasel

by mfswft February 6, 2010