Stink Weasel 

Uncircumsized Penis

Mike has a huge Stink Weasel

Stink Weasel by Big Head Mike June 17, 2009

Shit weasel

A phrase normally utilized to expressing aggravation toward someone you are well aquainted with.

"Hey shit weasel! Were the fuck did you put the nutella?"

Shit weasel by poshloster 3000 January 1, 2012

punishing the weasel 

to pleasure oneself manually (male)

Mother cought me punishing the weasel, when I showed her the mess he made, she gave him a slap too!

punishing the weasel by shoe booty December 24, 2008

bleed a weasel 

a coarse, and somewhat ridiculous, term for defecate

Excuse me, I gotta go bleed a weasel.

bleed a weasel by Nirom Fej May 20, 2008

penis weasel 

greatest word ever. used by lauren, autumn, and katie. used to fill silence during awkward moments.

"****silence****"
"penis weasel"
"yeah"

penis weasel by lauren :] March 28, 2009

Pop-Goes-The-Weasel 

When two guys take turns sucking each other off. They both must be in sitting positions facing each other before one bends down to take a suck then POPS back up while the other goes down for a suck. They continue alternating until satisfied. (Weaseling for short).

My partner and I don’t like 69ing but enjoy pleasing each other simultaneously so we do pop-goes-the-weasel.

Pop-Goes-The-Weasel by JustTip October 14, 2021

shit weasel

that stuff you plunge out of your bathtub when it gets clogged with hair

Gotta plunge the tub shit weasel is clogging the pipe.

shit weasel by fangsneed June 22, 2012