twit-faced

The act of posting excessive, regrettable tweets while drunk.

I can't believe I got so twit-faced last night I tweeted my ex.

by Dooners May 5, 2011

Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.

"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.

by Rick The Mullet Man August 30, 2011

Twit Fit

:a twitter war.

There's a major twit fit between Jessica and her ex.

by Crystal Jennings July 27, 2013

twitception

When a person on twitter, usually female, is not as attractive in person as they seem to be in their avi/twitter pictures. Usually due to filters/excessive makeup.

"Dude, remember that chick whose DM's I dove into last week after she posted that cleavage-heavy selfie?"

"Yeah man. Looks great in her avi, why?"

"I ran into her last night. Biggest case of twitception ever. She was a COW."

by Gb96 March 27, 2014

twitch fest 2014

A crazy freak out usually in random place but especially in a car. It happens right before the bass drops and you twitch because you cant hold back the urge for the bass to drop. It starts off as a slight little twitch but leads to a massive twitch that lasts around 10-25 seconds.

Dude, look he's doing the twitch fest 2014, this is my jam.

by Twitch Fest Pro November 13, 2014

twitch litch

A fit of insanity, terror, grief, or (rarely) horniness, in which one twitches while yelling. It is a common phenomenon, first recorded in 200 B.C. when Herodotus wrote about his friend constantly twitching while he stared at a passerby woman.

Guy: What's up with her?
Dude: She's in a twitch litch. Her fag boyfriend died last week.

by Torshcol the Impossible January 13, 2015

Twitbitch

A combination between a dumbass twit and a bitch

She's such a Twitbitch

by saddleman15 October 23, 2015