Toad

a sociopath, borderline idiot savant, who should not be allowed to work around human beings, ever.

This guy was such a toad they wrote him off "The Office," but he still wouldn't leave.

by the Professor from Podunk December 8, 2010

Toadily

A sarcastic response that can be used in any situation, whether bs or legit

Idiot:"chik fil a is better than kfc man"

Smart guy: "toadily. keep thinking that"

by DNS_Destroyer May 2, 2016

tody

a gay ass pussy

when a guy is atracted to another guy and is a whimp you are a tody

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

boot licking toadie

Boot licking toadies, despite the negative connotation, generally know what they're talking about and usually remain polite in the face of rudeness. Most decent people actually aspire to be called a boot licking toadie by other, less informed individuals. Once a person is noted as a boot licking toadie, a small informal celebration is held in their honour, beginning with the change of their facebook pictures, to pictures of boot licking toads.

Down with the Seneschal and his fellow travelling boot licking toadies!

by 0371 February 4, 2010

Dirty Toadstool

the procees of jamming as much of your foot as possible into someone's asshole

When Alex sat on my foot, my dirty toadstool almost popped his prostate

by goldhouse April 7, 2003

corn toad

a female with vaginal warts

I was fuckin that bitch when I realized she was a corn toad.

by spencer hicks May 13, 2005

smithy the toad

Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man

Smithy the toad's erection is 10 inches long.

by Patty December 10, 2004