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Tree Of Knowledge

The TOK to the TIC of life and times:
1. Sexual Intercourse; Sex; Fucking; penis in vagina; cock in pussy; Orgasmic physical activity shared between man and woman;

2. Tree Of Knowledge is the result of having sexual relations with a partner: SEX brings forth pregnancy, babies, transmitted diseases, fear, distraction, weakness.... Also known as the Tree of Life/ Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is the process after having SEX: a baby is born which is the Life. The good part is the baby's innocence of God, the evil part is God does not create babies in His&Her Garden of Eden lest the baby overshadows the work in the garden and the garden paradise is neglected by Adam&Eve, opening the doors to the seven deadly sins and destruction. The Tree Of Knowledge continues to grow in only one direction but with many branches of endless disillusions in reality. God is replaced by His&Her own creations creating on their own understanding in the Tree Of Knowledge and the Tree of Life consumes them to their own purposes rendering themselves "dead" to God's purpose and paradise, as promised the pair dies after having SEX and they become slaves to their baby's life. Everything they know revolves around their baby. Without God there is no life purpose. The baby they created becomes their "no life purpose". The Tree Of Knowledge is having SEX and eating the fruit of the Tree is having SEX and a baby is taken, a life for a life, an endless tree of the Knowledge of life's good and evil.
I had a date to study the fruit of the Tree Of Knowledge with my ex after we got back together, and that stupid dead dumb fuck gave me the God damn Herpes! His piece of shit ass fucked her piece of shit cunt and came out with herpes of shit lifetime of deadly disease! If only I chose to Heed God's warning I'd still have my life in the garden.
by DeepThrowWitDancer April 9, 2022
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Yellow Tree

Noun: Word-play on the Counter Strike term "lo3", often stated as a request to make the match or scrimmage go "live on three".
CT Player1 : got 5?
T Player 1: 5th just got here.
CT Player 1: lo3 then
*a little time passes without the match going live*
CT Player 2: Yellow Tree?
by iniq.Seraphim April 9, 2009
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Pancake tree

A tree with a pancake in it.
Hey I am hungry for some pancakes. Do you have a pancake tree?
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tree hut

The best sugar scrub brand to use. It is used for preppy tiktok videos and it is good to help smooth your skin.
I collect so many tree hut products
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the bruncle tree

a family tree where every relative is related in more than one way to every other relative
everyone in my family is part of the bruncle tree
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fugly tree

A tree that grows in the ugly/Fugly forest; Has the ability to turn anyone who touches it ugly and/or fugly
See also: Ugly Stick
Looks like someone fell out of the Fugly tree and hit every branch onthe way down.
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Sakura Tree

A picturesque coniferous tree bearing bright pink blossoms. Sakura trees are indigenous of East Asia the Niagara region. They are commonly featured in Japanese animes, most notably Naruto.
Badhan: "Hey guys, let's take a group picture!"
Usama: "Oh! Oh! I know! Guys, everyone line up and fan out behind the Sakura Tree."
by DM Converter May 14, 2009
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