Waffle pants

The shitting of your pants where the shit feels and looks like waffle batter.
Man i was so sick i had a bad case of waffle pants.
by StingyZebra May 18, 2014
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pure waffle

5"5 guys bio on tinder: im 21, and6"3

girl sees him irl: bruh this is pure waffle
by keyboardsmashingsound January 12, 2023
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Cheesy Waffle

1. a waffle covered with a lot of cheese

2. used in place of all derogative terms

3. used to describe a person, place/event, or thing that should be described as fails, but calling them fails would an insult to fails everywhere
1. I ate a cheesy waffle.

2. That cheesy waffle (motherfucker) jacked my car!

3. Your mom is a cheesy waffle.
by Vongola1208 January 19, 2011
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Thug waffle

Using a waffle as a pipe filled with weed (preferably sour diesel).
1: You wanna hit a thug waffle?
2: Only if it has sour diesel.
by Albertish May 22, 2019
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Waffle Boy

A metaphor for a specific type of male specimen that are really sweet, you crave them and you want them - just like waffles! When you get it, it’s the best thing ever and you just want more drizzled with chocolate and ice cream etc. Then right before the point you realise you’re in love with this ‘waffle,’ you being to feel sick really REALLY fast from eating so much at one time. You become fuller and fuller until you just can’t eat any more ‘waffles.’ You just stop eating your waffles until the next time you feel like then.

The male usually influences your decision to love him or hate him.
Karen: ...I just don’t know what to do. Sometimes I love him, sometimes I hate him!

Patricia: Hmmm GURLL, u gotta Waffle Boy on your hands!
by jazzy.macca August 20, 2018
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Waffle Rape

The action or force of being pulled out of bed in order to make waffles
Ben - "My mom woke me up at 6:30 just so that she could waffle rape me"
Kaley - "Are you ok?"
by Bfrederick_1046 April 20, 2019
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Belgian Waffle

when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.

originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"

person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"
by CoolStarDood December 22, 2020
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