by Sickassname_69 April 22, 2018
Get the trench surprise mug.Waking up in the rig. Make coffee and check things out. Way more snow than the forecast said or I thought. Super stoked.
by Senior BroBrah April 15, 2023
Get the Upside Surprise mug.Taking a child that is not your daughter or son by legal, biological, adoption, foster, step, birth or donation.
This is also called kidnapping, Typically used to try to justify a kidnapping
This is also called kidnapping, Typically used to try to justify a kidnapping
I didn't kidnap his daughter I surprised adopt her without his knowledge. I kind of just snatched her. Kidnapped is a very strong term can we just use a surprise adopt?
by 459395 March 15, 2023
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Get the surprise chip mug.When one's significant other puts Poprocks in their mouth immediately before performing oral sex on the other.
by theunicorn August 20, 2012
Get the Beijing Surprise mug.A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick
Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise
Girl: please never talk to me again
Girl: please never talk to me again
by Beyond sleepy September 10, 2021
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