Definitions by slumdom
Matthauing
verb
The act of consuming alcohol while actively serving as the coach of a Little League, high school, college, or zsupervised sports team.
A coach may be Matthauing before the game, during the game, at halftime, between innings, or immediately afterward. Common forms include sneaking off to the bar at halftime, keeping a mysterious beverage near the dugout, or treating the postgame handshake as the opening ceremony for happy hour.
The drink of choice is irrelevant. Beer, whiskey, cocktails, boxed wine — if you’re coaching and boozing, you’re Matthauing.
Inspired by Walter Matthau’s legendary, beer-drinking coach Morris Buttermaker in The Bad News Bears.
The act of consuming alcohol while actively serving as the coach of a Little League, high school, college, or zsupervised sports team.
A coach may be Matthauing before the game, during the game, at halftime, between innings, or immediately afterward. Common forms include sneaking off to the bar at halftime, keeping a mysterious beverage near the dugout, or treating the postgame handshake as the opening ceremony for happy hour.
The drink of choice is irrelevant. Beer, whiskey, cocktails, boxed wine — if you’re coaching and boozing, you’re Matthauing.
Inspired by Walter Matthau’s legendary, beer-drinking coach Morris Buttermaker in The Bad News Bears.
“Coach disappeared at halftime and came back smelling like the hotel bar. Dude was Matthauing hard.”
“We were down 14–0, so Coach started Matthauing before the third quarter.”
“Is that coffee in Coach’s thermos?”
“Nope. He’s Matthauing.”
“Little League game at noon, three beers by the fourth inning. Classic Matthauing.”
“We were down 14–0, so Coach started Matthauing before the third quarter.”
“Is that coffee in Coach’s thermos?”
“Nope. He’s Matthauing.”
“Little League game at noon, three beers by the fourth inning. Classic Matthauing.”
Matthauing by slumdom October 9, 2026
Passochistic
Being passionate about something that can also occasionally be grueling or painful in a ultimately gratifying way.
I take a passochistic delight in loading and unloading my car with musical gear while getting minimal sleep
Passochistic by slumdom April 4, 2023
Fried Chicken Hand Shake
Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.
Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.
Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.
Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.
Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.
Fried Chicken Hand Shake by slumdom December 5, 2018
Nesla
Brown Surprise
Brown Surprise by slumdom December 3, 2018
Back-Door Candy
Friend 1: Hey, I'm going to the movies but I only have enough money for one ticket. I'd really love some candy to enjoy it with.
Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.
Friend 1: Sweet!
Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.
Friend 1: Sweet!
Back-Door Candy by slumdom December 3, 2018