slumdom's definitions

Back-Door Candy

The illegal practice of sneaking candy in to a movie theater through the back door.

Friend 1: Hey, I'm going to the movies but I only have enough money for one ticket. I'd really love some candy to enjoy it with.

Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.

Friend 1: Sweet!

by slumdom December 3, 2018

Brown Surprise

When you drinking hot coffee and sneeze unexpectedly.

Friend 1: Hey, that looks like a good cup of Joe.

Friend 2: Achooo!

Friend 1: Oh no! Brown Surprise!

by slumdom December 3, 2018

Nesla

When your take a nap in a self-driving car.

I'm tired this morning. I think that I'll Nesla on the way to work.

by slumdom December 4, 2018

Fried Chicken Hand Shake

When you shake someone's hand after eating a bucket of fried chicken.

Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.

Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.

Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.

by slumdom December 5, 2018

Passochistic

Being passionate about something that can also occasionally be grueling or painful in a ultimately gratifying way.

I take a passochistic delight in loading and unloading my car with musical gear while getting minimal sleep

by slumdom April 4, 2023

Faul-Tea

When someone says 'Tea' but in the wrong context or scenario

Person 1: What's your favorite kind of food?
Person 2: OMG, Tea.

Person: Um, that's a Faul-Tea use of 'Tea,' hun

by slumdom August 3, 2022