Faul-Tea

When someone says 'Tea' but in the wrong context or scenario

Person 1: What's your favorite kind of food?
Person 2: OMG, Tea.

Person: Um, that's a Faul-Tea use of 'Tea,' hun

by slumdom August 03, 2022

Back-Door Candy

The illegal practice of sneaking candy in to a movie theater through the back door.

Friend 1: Hey, I'm going to the movies but I only have enough money for one ticket. I'd really love some candy to enjoy it with.

Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.

Friend 1: Sweet!

by slumdom December 03, 2018

Fried Chicken Hand Shake

When you shake someone's hand after eating a bucket of fried chicken.

Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.

Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.

Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.

by slumdom December 05, 2018

Nesla

When your take a nap in a self-driving car.

I'm tired this morning. I think that I'll Nesla on the way to work.

by slumdom December 04, 2018

Passochistic

Being passionate about something that can also occasionally be grueling or painful in a ultimately gratifying way.

I take a passochistic delight in loading and unloading my car with musical gear while getting minimal sleep

by slumdom April 05, 2023

Brown Surprise

When you drinking hot coffee and sneeze unexpectedly.

Friend 1: Hey, that looks like a good cup of Joe.

Friend 2: Achooo!

Friend 1: Oh no! Brown Surprise!

by slumdom December 03, 2018