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Jared Effect Theory

Aka the ‘Jared Meeks Phenomenon’ occurs when, something that should go wrong won’t, to enforce one’s ego and ignorance on those around him.
The Jared Effect Theory would consist of someone telling you something profound/unbelievable, then the subject will either complete the task and get consumed by self affirmations, or the subject might come up with any excuse in the world to avoid being looked at as human.
by imchampurchump March 28, 2025
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Jared's Fingers

The most gracious fingers known to man, known to make any man or woman bust upon sight. These fingers have fueled entire societal movements, and are some of the most significant fingers in history.
Nick: I think I'm going to hell
Saul: touch'a'my Jared's Fingers.
Nick: *ascends*
by No_Name_Bob December 19, 2022
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jared

jared is typically a very popular person and he loves people that same way he loves himself and there is no one quiet like jared. they can be funny and love to take a joke, however sometimes these ‘jokes’ may go too far and jared doesn’t always know when he has gone too far
jared is the class clown but a popular one
by tate and violet stan January 4, 2023
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Jared

A Candian who likes Hockey and looks like a Discord Moderator
by NattyJ_ July 20, 2023
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Jared

The type of fuck boy that stares at girl's tits when walking with his significant other
by UnfortunatelyThatsFunny July 21, 2023
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jared puga

a common name amongst latino homosexuals who enjoy having their poop shoot “tongue punched!”
June is my friend Jared Pugas favorite month, because of all of the silly made up holidays in that month. That same friend also goes to epstein island for a visit wit the best tongue puncher in the land.
by SillyBoyArDee July 25, 2023
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Jared Appreciation

This is when a group of men, typically around the ages of 14-25 get together to appreciate a guy named Jared Ford Meamet. These are typically large gatherings but can scale down to around 3-5 people but typically tend to range from 10-25 people at a time.
by Rapidddd July 29, 2023
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