Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

by Ranger man July 8, 2022

by idontknow231 June 24, 2023

by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021

A variation of the Oklahoma hand grenade, where a woman jerks off her male partner into her asshole, then farts the load back onto the male partners face.
Did you hear what that nasty fuck josh did? When he was banging that swamp donkey out he had her give him a Gardner grenade, he had to take a shower to get all that dirty sausage slime off his face.
by Mr. Gagsonmen February 6, 2025

by snookiiiiiii July 10, 2023

I threw a grenade at those terrorists
by T0varisch March 17, 2020
