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Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.
Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
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Grenade X Grace

"Oh my god you guys are such love doves, you acting just like Grenade x Grace."
by Ranger man July 8, 2022
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stun grenade

"Watch out, Jon has a stun grenade!"
by idontknow231 June 24, 2023
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Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.
Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.
by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021
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Gardner grenade

A variation of the Oklahoma hand grenade, where a woman jerks off her male partner into her asshole, then farts the load back onto the male partners face.
Did you hear what that nasty fuck josh did? When he was banging that swamp donkey out he had her give him a Gardner grenade, he had to take a shower to get all that dirty sausage slime off his face.
by Mr. Gagsonmen February 6, 2025
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male grenade

An ugly guy usually found in a group of hotties, on a dating app, or at the club.
“Girl, i’m on a date with a MALE GRENADE
by snookiiiiiii July 10, 2023
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Grenade

A handheld explosive. Pull the pin, boom. All problem gone
I threw a grenade at those terrorists
by T0varisch March 17, 2020
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