Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
by ButterFlew June 22, 2022

by Thepoopoopeepeemonster April 5, 2019

A guy with blue balls
by TheNightSky December 18, 2018

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy's misogynistic comment just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.
This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
by raptor13fox July 22, 2011

by GargamelGaming420 July 20, 2024

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.
Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.
by Truckingeek October 19, 2018
