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Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.
Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
by ButterFlew June 22, 2022
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papa smurf

When you want to ask your friend for an adderal after they changed their formula
by Thepoopoopeepeemonster April 5, 2019
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Smurf

like, OMG Britney, I had sex with jimmy last night, and he was a smurf!
by TheNightSky December 18, 2018
mugGet the Smurfmug.

Smurf burglar

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy's misogynistic comment just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022
mugGet the Smurf burglarmug.

Smurf splashed

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.
by raptor13fox July 22, 2011
mugGet the Smurf splashedmug.

Smurf rage

A term used in regards to negative feelings about the Smurf race.
I'm not racist or anything but I've got smurf rage.
by GargamelGaming420 July 20, 2024
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Smurf Dick

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.
Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.
by Truckingeek October 19, 2018
mugGet the Smurf Dickmug.

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