pelvic tense

when two people are making out but not having sex and both people tense their hips, pushing their sex organs very tightly together
hips tense=pelvic tense
by JFwolves June 07, 2012
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Pi Tense

When numerologists or paranormal gurus claim that the present value of the transcendental number π on a planet or from a galaxy was different in the past and will change again in the future due to competing invisible forces in the spiritual realm.
A Fields medalist confided to some close faculty colleagues that he believes in the pi tense hypothesis albeit he couldn’t prove it.
by Fasters May 30, 2022
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black tense

The tense that employs and combines the present, past, future, present perfect into one tense.
This tense was very popular during the 1950's and 60's.
John: "Hey Marquis what are you doing after school today?"
Marquis: "I is will have done going to complete my thesis on electron migration throughout the subatomic nuclei"
John: "Thats swell Marquis, I sure do hope you finish on time."
Marquis: " I is will be going to have fina done it on time or Miss. Madison sure is going to be mad with me."
John: "Golly Marquis you sure are one responsible chap. I like the way you use that darn black tense."
by John Mc'Cain February 06, 2009
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In The Past Tense

To kill or end something completely, typically in a very absolute and forceful way.
When that burglar broke into my house last week, the ol' 1911 put him in the past tense.
by Exhausted Sigh December 01, 2021
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money-tense

Speaking as if you had money.

Similar to speaking in past-tense or future-tense.
Sorry, I was talking in money-tense.
by Cuddlesnug February 28, 2011
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Fucking tense

I am fucking tense right now because my boss is about to fire me.
by I am the employee March 14, 2012
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Not Even Tense

A Phrase which can be used in many cirumstances though originally used to enhance the point that your penis is very big, by inferring that its huge even as a semi lob on.

Usages

1. To infer the size of your penis
2. To infer you manliness
3. To remark that were unphased by a situation
1. Yes laydees, and thats not even tense
2. *Flexes Guns* Oooooh not even tense
3. *Knocks a man out with a single punch* Not even tense
by Perples January 16, 2007
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