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Teenbiz 3000

WORST...WEBSITE...EVER...

Supposedly a good website to help children with their reading skills. It actually might help for spelling and occasionally definitions but nothing else.

You have to take a quiz to determine your reading level. The website will then give you articles at your reading level. After reading the articles you have to take a quiz. You then get graded on the quiz and the grade gets sent to your teacher.

Sounds pretty good, huh? WRONG!!!!

My school has to pay $10,000 for it each year!!!! (So that's where all the money is going to). Many of the answers are wrong. When you get the answer right it gives you a pink highlighted word ("Wow!!" "Good Job!!" "Keep It Up!!" The kind of stuff that makes you want to commit suicide because it's so retarded) that is supposed to encourage you to do better. NO IT DOESN'T!!!! And they have no articles that have anything interesting in them. I looked up war because that's interesting and guess what happens!! "Sorry, no results were found". Wow.

Do not ever use this damn website.
"The school pays $10,000 a year for this Teenbiz 3000 crap? The principal must have signed the paper with a gun pointing to her head".
by jAsOn0072 April 29, 2009
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teerth

A very hot,charming, kind of tall boy❤️Very gorgeous face! His smile can lighten up the whole World! Teerth is usually the hottest boy!!! He can be serious at times by look but is not like that he is a boy who can be fun😊Girls go crazy behind him😂Teerth’s are the besttt!
He looks so hot but not more than teerth
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Busted Tees

An advertiser on urbandictionary.com. Has ads with attractive women, but stupid novelty t-shirts.
I was on urban dictionary yesterday and saw an ad for the dumbest t-shirt ever from busted tees.
by Kipp Buckingham November 22, 2005
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Teenagehood

1. the most awkward period of time know to any single person
2. when most people lose their virginity and/or have an unexpected pregnancy
3. when one's parents begin to hate them
4. the beginning of poverty in one's life
5. when everyone in school starts giving you looks and whispering giddily for other reasons than you just walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper on your shoe
6. when you find out what thing "down there" really does
7. when you stay home on days you're NOT sick
8. when you realize "i want candy" is not about a sugar craving, and several other songs take on new meanings
9. when you realize there are other things in the world than what your parents tell you
10. the last time in life when the only thing you're worried about is the party on Friday night
11. when experimenting turns to habit to craving to crutch to addiction all in a few weeks
12. when you find out who your real friends are
13. when you truly believe you can change the way other people think
14. when you discover apathy
15. when you actually have the time to spend looking things like this up on urbandictionary.com
Childhood..._______....adulthood.

Teenagehood fits right into the series of human life.
by Josh and Steph February 4, 2006
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kissing your teeth

A sound that is made with the mouth to show disapproval or anger toward something. Literally means kiss my ass. This action is commonly used amongst Jamaicans and other West Indians...
Person 1: You know your wrong.

Person 2: *kissing your teeth* I don't give a shit!

Person 1: Fuck you!
by kuruaisaburu March 25, 2012
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Teen Wolfing

To do back flips and dance your ass off like a moron atop a moving vehicle. Just like Michael J. Fox did in the film Teen Wolf. It is usually accompanied by your buddy bumping some loud and obnoxious music from the vehicle's stereo system.
My friend just got a new Chrysler last night and I was teen wolfing up and down the Strip while he was bumping some loud ass music down below, I couldn't really understand what the song was over the police sirens, we went to jail.
by DirtyXVegas September 30, 2009
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Teenager

One who sleeps. All day. And yet, is always tired.
I'm 16, therefore, a teenager. But no matter how much i sleep: whether it is 4 hours or 14 hours, I will always be tired. It is the way of life.
by FWChickpea March 22, 2009
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